carpet dragon

MILF un-shaved on menstrual cycle

Ur mom is such a carpet dragon

by Dirttrike December 4, 2017

troll dragon

An individual on the internet who combats, defends and or successfully slays internet trolls who happen to be drooling and farting nonsense on the internet. Often times they are fact based common sense individuals who demonstrate a palatable and succinct argument or opinion which is kryptonite to the trolls. The Troll Dragon is a noble individual on the internet in their ability to defend oneself as well as others from a single troll or multiple troll attack.

That was funny! that troll went silent after that troll dragon showed up and made him look stupid

by Arklyte July 15, 2016

Spitting that dragon

Similar to spitting bars, spitting that dragon is what artists and rappers do when performing. They are spitting that dragon or “spitting bars” when on the mic.

“Drake was spitting that dragon at the concert last night”

by Jackrum March 24, 2022

dragoned

Something that became a dragon in the past

“the dragoned orange” ( the orange turned into a dragon )

by unfunnyperson April 23, 2021

Party Dragon

Noun

Party / (ˈpɑ tɪ) /
Dragon /ˈdraɡ(ə)n/
A title to describe an idiot who does flaming shots incorrectly. An unexpected fire often ensues.
The best Party Dragon doesn't spill on their face, but rather inhales the air/alcohol mixture then breathes out to shoot the flame onto surrounding objects and other bruhs.

Whoahh! Kyle lit up the whole living room after that shot of Everclear fired outta his lungs. Bruh's a Party Dragon!!

by Zakatticus November 17, 2023

Brown Dragon

This is when you are giving someone, or something, anal. After you finish, you get a lighter, and light your now brown shlong on fire and ejaculate flammable semen. As you do this, you will roar, like a dragon (of course) and proceed to run around, naked

BRO I JUST GAVE STEPHANIE CURRY THE MADDEST "Brown Dragon"
IT WAS SO LIT BRUH
I WOULD DO IT AGAIN DEFINITELY
I HAVE A 12 INCHER OH MY GAWDDD

by xX_Brown_Dragoner69420_Xx July 22, 2021

secret of the dragon scroll

The most important lesson of life, that the powers and capabilities you seek are, and have been within yourself all along.
Limitless power is waiting, dormant inside you.
Made popular in the DreamWorks film, "Kung Fu Panda" (2008, D's. John Stevenson & Mark Osborne)

(person 1): "I'm so frustrated. It feels like there's nothing I can get right. I just want to give and quit trying.'
(person 2): " It's important to at least try to understand that anything truly is possible when you realize and embrace the Secret of the Dragon Scroll..."

by Thereisnobox December 22, 2017