Parenting porn

Movies , tv and modern fiction like the film “Beautiful Boy “that depict parenting as spoiling kids rotten yet still fretting over doing the right thing for their kids . They show parents showering kids with gifts and money while still wracked with guilt when the kid does wrong .

Did you see the movie “Beautiful Boy”? The dad showers the son with everything including paying tuition room and board through everything yet he still feels guilty the kid is a druggie. It’s real parenting porn.

by Roccolocious December 27, 2020

porn

porn (sex) a female and a male having fucking sex with each other.
Btw why are you adults and esspecialy children, why are you searching porn.

Little Kid: What to go outside

Guy: No I'm having porn with my fuckin girlfriend
Guy's Girlfriend: Yeah
Little Kid: EWWWWWWWWWWWW
Little Kid: I'm telling mum

by loisthe35yearold February 9, 2020

porn trolled

The act of downloading porn in order to lag the internet connection of your roommate.

Aw man I was trying to play a computer game last night, but the lag was awful because my roommate totally porn trolled me.

by Wulfsten Graves February 14, 2014

Porn

Something I let my boyfriend watch even though everyone else says it's not a good idea.

"Oh yeah, I let him watch Porn"

by Somegirl06 February 21, 2023

Midget Porn

Legal child porn.

You like child porn but don’t want to be arrested? Watch Midget porn.

by Graci3.a_ September 5, 2022

Porn

The best ir worst goddamn thing your eyes will see

-ey i just watched some porn dude. And it has the best plot and shit
-ew dude. Porn is for losers

by Im gay and im okay September 7, 2019

whale porn

The display of sexual intercourse between two fat mammals.

Waddup pal, I found some crazy whale porn gangbang, 3 obese niggers pounding a 500 lbs milf.

While whale watching we observed the penetration of a female humpback whale by the 9 feet penis of an male orca. Best life whale porn ever !

by MadPounder August 12, 2017