phlannel pj pants

When one sexual partner shaves themself (any body hair, but particularly pubic) and then applies a layer of Vaseline to their par tner's legs, followed by the hair. This is done pre-coitus and is often used in gender reversal fantasies.

Guy 1: Hey, dude, where did your leg hair go?

Guy 2: I gave my girl a pair of phlannel pj pants before we had sex last week. The sex was great, but the cleanup was a lot to deal with.

by redbird nation November 12, 2015

Shit mah pants

An expression used when you fucked up, or see something amazing that nobody can explain.

oh shit mah pants

by MagicPotatoe33 April 10, 2018

PANTS

A type of Clothes that c! C! C!ccooOverrs hahahahaha! Your haaaaHAA! Un…ha! DerHAHAHA! Wear! Hahaha!

Guy: girl,why are you hiding there?
Girl: Under wear?
Guy: ha! You Said Underwear!

I pulled my pants down!

by A DINOSAUR’S slave November 12, 2022

Crazy Pants

When all you do is drink your life away and call the cops on people. When you have nothing going on in your own life, so you make it your job to make others miserable. When all the alcohol goes to your head and makes you crazy.

Watch out for crazy pants, she'll call the cops on you for just breathing.

by BlazenKazen July 29, 2024

Pants Crouton

When you don't wipe very well and a little bit of poop gets left in there and it gets all dry and crusty.

Aww man, I've got the biggest pants crouton right now.

by suttenplant October 11, 2015

Hot pink pants day

June 15th is National Hot Pink Pants Day

BOBBIE wore his sister's pants on National Hot Pink Pants Day in June

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj January 9, 2025

Pussy Pants

Short shorts or bikini bottoms that show off a woman's pussy. Esp in Pro Wrestling when they get pinned and you can see between their legs with a wardrobe malfunction.

The female wrestler was wearing pussy pants, I could see her pussy when she got pinned.

by Rick Sanchez 2600 March 24, 2023