National jump in the cadillac day

Jump in the cadillac girl let’s put some miles on it

Man 1: Hey it’s national jump in the cadillac day
Man 2: National what day
Man 1: Jump in the cadillac

by Threeo December 13, 2021

National Hold Hands Day

On April 14, it is National Hold Hands Day so if anyone comes up to you and grabs your hand say “Happy National Hold Hands Day!

“It’s National Hold Hands Day!”

by Kate Ingles April 12, 2019

National not talk to hannah day

National not talk to hannah day is the 26th of august each year. And it’s simple all you do is just not talk to anyone named hannah

My girlfriend is gonna be pissed when she finds out it’s national not talk to hannah day

by Easy Muther fuckin E August 26, 2020

National Flash a Tit day

October 27th is national flash a tit day

"Did you know that today is national flash a tit day?" "Radical dude"

by Thefoxyfox October 27, 2020

National Whip-a-Kid Day

November 29th, a day when you grab the mates, get shitface drunk, then hit some kid with your ford f150

It's National Whip-a-Kid Day, I'll get us some Absolut for the boys.

by Supreme Dick Fidler November 29, 2020

National Grumpy Asshole Day

Every June 1st is National Grumpy Asshole Day. Make sure to appreciate any grumpy asshole’s you know.

“Hey, it’s June 1st, you know what that means...”
“Ugh”
“It’s National Grumpy Asshole Day! Happy grumpy asshole day!”
“shut up”

by mwah_fishytits November 21, 2020

National Seduce A Robbie Day

On December 14th, you go to a person who has been given the nickname "Robbie" and try to win him over for the day. It becomes bonus points if he is in a current relationship

"Hey, have you seduced a Robbie yet? Its still National Seduce A Robbie Day"

by Annual celabration November 11, 2020