Sucking Pond Water

Adjective

Commonly used in the field of medicine especially EMS

To be dying or on the brink of death.

By the time we got there she was sucking pond water.

If he doesn't start managing his blood sugar one day we're going to get a call to check on him and he's going to be sucking pond water when we get there.

by The real Mike Wizoski March 12, 2019

watered down phrase

A phrase that is not the whole truth but watered down to make it seem like it's legit.

He's just ranting watered down phrases again ignore him!

by Type2GenomeManiac June 8, 2017

nice drink of water

An attractive woman, a babe, a total package.

I couldn't keep my eyes off the receptionist-- red haired, friendly, and built, she was a nice drink of water in an otherwise drab environment.

by medullacortex January 8, 2014

drinking muddy water

An expression used when someone is in a bad mood. Similar to "waking up on the wrong side of the bed".

Friend: "Ugh! I'm so fed up with everything!"
Me: "Looks like someone's been drinking muddy water.."

by justanaveragecarrot September 19, 2022

Albino Water Lice

A far more resilient cousin of the common head lice. Legend has it that almost a year ago, a colony of ordinary head lice were threatened to be removed from the hat they called their home and making a high school boy's head itchy after picking it up off the ground and using it. To prevent their untimely demise, they learned to swim and developed gills to survive the viscous waves of a home washing machine. They were successful, but the soap made them blond, or in scientific terms, albino. Only humans who are a afflicted with an albino water lice infestation can comprehend the existence of this species, and leave all others who they plea for help to utterly confused.

The Albino Water Lice swam about the laundry machine with joy, ready to victimize the high school boy for many days to come.

by Saxasylum August 25, 2010

DIY Swamp Water

the water in the toilet after a liquid bowel movement.

jarold: HEY TEDDY!!!
Teddy: WHAT!!!
Jarold: GO GRAB THE MASON JAR I JUST MADE SOME DIY SWAMP WATER!!!

by UncleMoe6969 July 5, 2021

Dish Water Bitch

A woman that is grey in mood, personality, appearance. She will likely kill your boner; with her negative outlook or her terribly kept exterior. Ex: Hillary Clinton

The woman at the post office was basic as fuck, and a complete dish water bitch

by PapaBearCat July 7, 2016