A Dick Hacker is a Male who cock blocks in any situation particularly in the process of spitting game at a female he could never get because his game aint tight, or a female that hates in any situation particularly when a male is trying to spit game at her friend and shes jealous he didnt try to talk to her.
"yo I'm about to go talk to shorty she look right" she looks way too good she aint gonna talk to you "Wow your a fuckin Dick Hacker"
by Bigmizz75 February 3, 2010
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Get the dick bonk mug.A rare form of erectile disfunction. Refers to a penis that is unable to change consistencies. A penis that is always hard, erect, schlong, fatty, boner, huge, or grabbing an apple. Or a penis that is always soft, collapsed, schlort, slim, tiny, or a shy turtle. Many sufferers believe that resorting to blumpkeroni or limberoni is the only cure, but it's not.
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coworker 1: man work was hard today
coworker 2: you know what else is hard?
coworker 1: What?
coworker 2: Dis Dick haha
EXAMPLE 2
guy 1: dude the day is so long, when will it end?
guy 2: you know what else is long?
guy 1: no, what?
guy 2: Dis Dick! haha
coworker 1: man work was hard today
coworker 2: you know what else is hard?
coworker 1: What?
coworker 2: Dis Dick haha
EXAMPLE 2
guy 1: dude the day is so long, when will it end?
guy 2: you know what else is long?
guy 1: no, what?
guy 2: Dis Dick! haha
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