Boner exploder

Something that gives you such a great orgasm it makes your boner explode

-Arno: wow i just watched some porn it was great
-Jonathan: i just watched a boner exploder i can't breath

by Nietyoeri October 17, 2019

Loner Boner

Getting a boner when your alone with none of your friends around.

(In restaurant)

John: "I'm done. I'm gonna get to the car first. Your gonna come?)
Will: "Na. I'm gonna order another drink. You go first."
John: "Whatever. Go grow a loner boner"

by Buklau14 May 15, 2014

Boner Garage

Euphemism or slang term for a vagina.
Or
In reference to a promiscuous girls naughty bits.

Man, I'm gonna be parking my Johnson in her boner garage tonight.

by kingofkeizer April 8, 2021

EXTRAORDINARY BONER

It is the perfect PENIS real long, real thick and real nice MUSHROOM HEAD.

CHIC-FILA meeting BONERJAMS.

It is the MISTAKES OF THE MILLENIUM AND CENTENIUM.

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That EXTRAORDINARY BONER DOUG hey tell JOE to go in dry into that JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE because of gay bashing self-hating ASSH0LE he is, will happen soon.

Turn down that GODDAMN NOISE as the NERVE you come in here and violate the DWARFS comfort over there reading that BIBLE as you are commiting an EXTRAORDINARY BONER around ALEJANDRO the manager.

You gotta listen to these songs about the EXTRAORDINARY BONER as one from the last hundred years THAT'S MY MISTAKE MEN AT WORK and the MILLENIUM BEAUTIFUL MISTAKES ADAM LEVINE.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 14, 2021

boner wet

The result of moistening one's erect penis due to engaging in coitus.

My babe is coming over tonight. I can't wait to get my boner wet.

I had such a wet boner after banging that chick.

by Red's Boy Andy Dufrein December 12, 2011

No-Boner

Something you obviously shouldn't fap to / make you horny.
(Similar to no-brainer)

Bro 1:*beating it to dead animals*
Bro 2: Are those fucking dead animals?! That's an obvious no-boner, bro!

by Bytti July 5, 2021

manus-boner

the type of weird, oddly sexual excitement gotten from something usually entirely non sexual. one can get a manus-boner from anything they're passionate about, but the original definition was weapons. traditionally a manus-boner was gotten only when looking at cross-sections of guns, listening to explosions, or gunshots, or watching swords being forged. however just like with the other kind of boner, everyone has their own tastes, and the definition was expanded to include the moment when good writing, an especially impressive freerunning manoeuvre, or even a piece of music makes you stop, and savour the moment creepily. now it can be used to describe just about anything that makes your one weird friend shudder with pleasure as if being edged except for anything actually sexual.

"dude. i was watching man of arms yesterday, and they made a chainsword from warhammer 40k. biggest manus-boner of my life"

*playing a videogame* "ooh, listen to the remmington r5 go. it's beautiful"
"yeah, the remmington gives him a manus-boner. just ignore him"

by borbersk May 6, 2020