Bitch Premium: The amount of additional bullshit a man has to put up with for dating an above average looking girl. In theory, the better looking the girl, the higher the bitch premium. In a perfectly competitive dating market, average looking girls will have no bitch premium, and below average looking girls will have a negative bitch premium.
"Ya she's hot man, but I don't want to pay that bitch premium, she is all yours."
"Your bitch premium is way to high for your looks"
"Your bitch premium is way to high for your looks"
by Malavon September 8, 2016
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“Hey how are you? Where are you from?”
“Oh I’m good! And I’m from Maine!”
“Damnnnn, so you one of those lobster bitches then. . .”
“Oh I’m good! And I’m from Maine!”
“Damnnnn, so you one of those lobster bitches then. . .”
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