Double D

A breast size that in reality, are fat saggy boobs with nipples the size of your palm. Some guys may act like like the, but thhey are really gross as hell

Dude 1 : Hey man last night I had the best sex, but the girl i banged had double d's and they were fat and saggy!

Dude 2: That sucks! i just had sex with a girl and shes was an A, but better small than saggy!

by giant nipples suck December 18, 2007

touch the d

Refers to manual stimulation of the penis, usually by another party.

Yo, did you get laid last night?
Naw.
That sucks, brah.
It wasn't all bad.
Oh? Did she at least touch the d?
Yeah, brah. Yeah.

by XtheN October 18, 2007

D-crack

A puerile and disgusting sight that occurs due to a certain Deb's perpetually low pants.

WHOA Jeto, cop a load of that D-CRACK...

by laszlo maholy-moly December 21, 2008

D Major

The definitive major triad after C Major.

~The Oxford Companion To Music

Press key D <hold> key F# <hold> A <hold>
Hold all three together --a D Major Chord!

by chuckie38 June 15, 2008

D-wave

Uncontrollable waves of shit spraying from the anus after a night of drinking Jack Daniels.

Jimmy pounded the JD on his birthday and the next day the bossman was not happy about the "D-wave" aromas permeating from the employee bathroom. Jimmy will be repainting the bathroom tomorrow.

by Bossman in PC August 30, 2008

L&D

Liquor and Drugs

Biff wasn't feeling so hot after a 2 day bender with his lover, Sally Sue. He started to feel a little like a shell of himself, seeing shadow figures jumping around in the corners of his plane of sight. He figured it might be time to pack it in for a while and recoup. Alas! Lucky for him, he was hanging out with his friend Dick York who is hailed as the King of L&D! Lil Dicki told Biff that "Sleeping is for chumps! You can sleep when you're dead!" So, Biff ripped a few lines, slugged a few shots, and went back for round 3 of the bender and with his dank skank mami, Sally Sue, who was in the bedroom ass up ready to rumble again! Praise Be to the king of L&D!

by DaddiMcMami December 16, 2021

D-hiding

The process of taking something of your parents and hiding it till someone buys it from you.

???- Hey man, here's yo Cuban.

?- What the fuck man?! It's all ratted out foo!

???- Sorry bro, I've been d-hiding it for a long ass time. So you want it or not?

?- Not worth 20 bucks but sure.

by Munky traceur dude April 28, 2008