turn a new nug

A cool phrase for marijuana users to say when trying to anger middle aged white women, especially Karens, who are against it.

Turning a new nug (nugget/nougat) to the fresher side when the top side is charred.

Chad: Sorry, I’ll try and turn a new nug- uh, leaf.
Karen: This is outrageous, I’m calling the police right now!
Chad: No ma’am, this is actually a chunk of cannabis leaves.

by smObRT July 25, 2021

New sibling syndrome

When children who have recently acquired a younger sibling feel so excluded that they pretend the new member of the family simply doesn't exist.

Mary: "Who is that?" (motions to John's younger sibling)
John: "What are you talking about? I don't see anything."
Mary: "Oh John, I forgot you are still suffering from new sibling syndrome."

by yepyepyepyepyepyepyep February 2, 2014

New Berlin Worm

The act of having sex in the back seat of your car in the freezing cold while drunk. You are so loaded and impatient, you yank the girls pants down to her ankles and wiggle through her legs, forcing her ankles high into the air. Then you have anal sex with her without permission or even realizing what you are doing.

Man, I think Todd pulled the old New Berlin Worm in my car last night. His girlfriend is pissed and walking funny and my backseat smells like poop.

by Flannelguy June 7, 2009

Lunar new year

The retreat of the lunar cycle in our solar system.

Lunar new year falls on February 5th

by Titus dyfilid February 13, 2019

New book smell

That certain smell you sense from purchasing a new book. New book smells usually come from the woodsy pulp of the paper.

I would describe it to smell like a bitter fireplace. The smell is usually very satisfying to avid book readers (especially me)

Person 1: Hey I just bought this new book from Amazon dude!!

Person 2: Wow bro, does it have that new book smell?

Person 1: Yeah dude, wanna smell?

Person 2: Hell Yeah!

by ihatecrockpotmeals November 10, 2020

new england voicemail

When you set your phone to vibrate, shove it into your ass, and have your partner call you repeatedly.

Last night, she gave me a new england voicemail, so I had to void the warranty today.

by Hebrew91hammer December 12, 2016

Fake News Syndicate

Put simply, a Fake News Syndicate is made up of people who love to create, spread, and maintain Fake News - but only when it suits them. Additionally, most if not all of these people are Screenshot Warrior Trolls.

"The Fake News Syndicate is officially out of control. They will do or say just about anything in order to get attention - never been a time like this!"

by Masterspy November 8, 2017