bald monkeying

When your talking to a guy with a buzzcut and looks like a bald monkey wearing glasses and they keep on flirting with you for three months and you tell them you have feelings for them then they reject you because he's talking to someone else but he only talks to you and you go back to being best girl and guy friends than he keeps on flirting with you

Yeah jake is bald monkeying with me so i might just block him on snap

by emilyisveryhot June 4, 2023

Funny Monkey

A sex act involving shoving a banana as far as you can up all 3 holes, and then screaming OO-OO-AH-AH-AAAAAH.

Timmy: I gave Michele a funny monkey last night
Billy: Did you scream loud?

by Anonymous_416 January 10, 2022

Pussy Monkey

When your girl has a hairy pussy like a monkey

She got a whole jungle with pussy monkeys

by Jojo cya bitch March 10, 2020

Space monkey

Space monkey is a term used for the sudden rush after smoking a huge rip. Often times it feels as if the person enduring the space monkey is going to pass out or puke.

‘Yo bro that yettie gave me the WORST space monkey!

by mama_k October 25, 2018

monkey quiff

the hair protruding from the crack in an elderly mans arse.

''woh.. i can smell the coconuts on that old mans monkey quiff''

by tarzans balls January 6, 2012

Monkey Moron

Used to define individuals who are displaying primate behavior. Usually applied to people with the name Ashton.

Ashton, you're being a real Monkey Moron right about now!

by Execton March 21, 2022

monkey rinse

also know as a split washer or douce bag

women: i dont feel so fresh. honey can you bring me my monkey rinse?

by bdub097 September 9, 2020