eating the sausage

The act of biting off one's penis.

I was eating the sausage of Brock Venner last night.

by BrockSucksDick April 25, 2016

eat my head

When someone annoyingly talk way too much they eat my head. Nagging or just won’t stop talking about bullshit no one cares about.

*Homie be talking all day about some random ass chick he met in Liverpool*
Me: Bro shout the hell up you’re eating my head dude.
Homie: sorry mate my bad you’re right I didn’t notice.

POV your wife is an American woman born after 1990:
You: Fuck my wife eat my head all day long bro.
Bro: What can you do bro, you married an American girl that was born after 1990, that’s how it is mate.

by H00P0E September 23, 2022

eating boxspring

To munch on ones penis

Dude, Jessica is the best at eating boxspring. She goes down on that shit like a munch.

by springeater September 11, 2025

Eating Farts

This means eating Ass

"ayy yo i realised i like eating farts yesterday" Same thing as eating ass

by Container for a bellend July 27, 2023

Beat em and eat em

What you do during oral sex

Those two are going to beat em and eat em

by pablowisdom January 6, 2017

eating ass in the bag

to fuck up in a major way!! and be real sad about it afterward

consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred

UGH fuck dude, I accidentally messed up my hookup. I'm seriously eating ass in the bag.

My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.

by secisfun January 26, 2021

Coochie eating

Same as dick riding but for girls

It’s like when your on someone’s top like you on them for no reason

“That bitch coochie eating”
“You just dry coochie eating”

by Vonnie2tispy#thequeen June 6, 2025