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Chew Job

When a female preforms fellatio with the unpleasant use of teeth with a grinding, chomping, and, grazing fashion.
Dude! this chick gave me a chew job and now i have teeth marks on my D*ck!
by j3vvman January 26, 2012
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super job

When 8 girls give you a blowjob
If your girlfriend and 7 girls get naughty and suck you off it's called a super job
by Richard6676339998888;) October 3, 2013
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wink job

an sex act in which an individual removes his or her glass eye and allows the resulting orifice to be used as a pleasure orifice for another individual's penis.
My life's dream has been to receive a wink job from Sandy Duncan.
by Rocky Rococo May 29, 2020
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shark job

Getting a blow job from a girl with braces, so that in the process, the braces cut the man's penis.
Tim said", Oh yeah, that was a nice shark job!"
by Mike wazoski January 18, 2017
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Recession Job

The crappy job you take when your profession has gone in the shitter.
I used to be a hedge fund manager but now I'm rocking my recession job at McDonalds.
by My Recession Job May 9, 2011
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boner job

the act of a girl walking into the room and a guy instantly getting a colossal boner.
Friend: Dude i got one of the nicest boner jobs last night.

Other Friend: Damn your lucky.
by study of wumbo May 17, 2012
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Ink job

Female version of snake venom. 2 lesbians eat each other out in 69 position to point of squirting. They keep the juices in their mouths then face each other and spray the juices on each others face, like a squid releasing ink.
"She looks like she would ink job." "That ink job smeared her make up."
by Cobber22 May 1, 2015
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