Jazlyn Syndrome

Jazlyn Syndrome is a malignant disability that is only found present in females, symptoms of this disability may include the following; Low or mediocre IQ, lack of basic common sense and motor skills, having an infatuation with multiple males at once and passing it off as just being “friendly”.

The individuals who are unfortunate enough to be born this way may display the following behaviors, displaying an obsession with one or more people while also claiming to have a significant other, when confronted about these behaviors they assume an innocent act as if no wrongdoing was ever taking place. Oh, and just being a weird trifling bitch overall.

Yo did you hear what Mary did last night?

Yeah man, she definitely has Jazlyn Syndrome.

by KureRaian September 14, 2021

vibrating syndrome

A condition where you feel your cellphone vibrating even if it's not on you or you didn't recieve a message.

"I thought I just felt my phone vibrate."
"No, you left your phone at home. You must have vibrating syndrome."

by textqueen April 19, 2010

Magoo syndrome

Exists in those who frequently makes others believe they are averse to them upon meeting, when neutral or opposite feelings are held in actuality.

"Yeah... I think he/she hates me."
"Naw, they just have Magoo syndrome. You two will be cool."

by suffers the wrath of magoo November 13, 2006

UPS syndrome

Totally unrelated to any "opposite" condition of the well-known "born later in the mother's life" disorder, this affliction merely refers to an abnormal obsession with "all things United Parcel Service" --- the person may collect lots of caps and t-shirts with the UPS logo, arbitrarily ship out anything and everything --- even ordinary personal letters, which of course would cost a lot more to ship that way than just a regular US-Mail "Forever" stamp --- by "ol' Brown-'n'-Yellow", always ask to have mail-ordered items shipped to him by UPS even if the US Mail or FedEx would be cheaper, etc.

Caring nephew: My elderly Uncle Ted has developed UPS syndrome in a major way. so I always order his E-Bay items for him myself, so that he won't needlessly overspend on shipping if there is a cheaper way to send the items.

by QuacksO August 29, 2017

Southbury Syndrome

You may have Southbury Syndrome if:
- your parents have money
- you're spoiled
- you live in Southbury, Connecticut
- you're on drugs
- you party like there's no tomorrow

You should meet my friend Jose from Southbury. He's cool, but he definitely has Southbury Syndrome.

by soccerismylife123 December 21, 2013

stefan syndrome

stefan sydrome is when you continue to scream while you get your dick sucked.

Girl: why the fuck you screaming

Guy: sorry i have stefan syndrome

by Ringwormfetish July 3, 2018

coshocton syndrome

An inbread largely unintelligent individual who is on welfare and hooked on heroine. Someone who has many children to many different people.

From a small town in eastern ohio

coshocton idiot coshocton syndrome

by Pittsburgh1026 May 6, 2016