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Patter dragon

Wanker, often referrers to himself as the patter dragon and enjoys deciding stuff for people
Listen buddy, I’ll decide, I’m the patter dragon
by Builtlikescott September 17, 2019
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Dragon Wind

Dragon Wind is when you fart under a blanket and instead of a dutch oven you kick the bottom up so it creates wind that blows your fart up to you and your partners face.
Tom: Beckey is mad at me because last night in bed I farted and kicked the blankets up to give her Dragon Wind. It was rank.
by EvryWmnzFntsy May 6, 2020
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Dragon

Person 1: dragon
Person 2: wat?
Person 1: dragon deez nuts across your face
by Saulman500 March 9, 2024
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Dragon hoard

A large pile of loose change, typically sitting in the very cupholder of your car, or the ludicrous amount of change people bring into stores without letting the few neurons they have fire off to go to the bank first.
Dude, how am I able to set my cup down? You got a Dragon hoard here!
by Tparrett8 April 10, 2025
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crouching tiger hidden dragon

The "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon" strategy combines the allure of selling options on highly volatile stocks (the "Crouching Tiger") to capture generous premiums with the safety and income potential of a money market fund (the "Hidden Dragon"). Traders embrace the unpredictability of volatile stocks while safeguarding their capital through steady interest income, ensuring a balanced and resilient approach to investing in today's dynamic markets.
Person A: "I've got some extra cash to invest, but I'm open to some risk."

Person B: "Ever heard of the 'Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon' strategy? It's like having the thrill of the stock market ('Crouching Tiger') while keeping a safe backup ('Hidden Dragon') in a stable fund. Balances risk and safety."
by wangbangpro August 21, 2023
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Dragon Tail

1. When you fart and it follows you.

2. When you fart, then intentionally 'drag' the fart past them them.

A play on words, referencing both the mighty stench of a dragon and the dragging motion involved when trying to escape your own stench or when subjecting someone else to your delectable odour.
1.
Person 1: "Holy crap, what is that smell?"
Person 2: "Sorry about that, I farted before I got in the car. It must have been a Dragon Tail."

2.

Person 1: "Holy crap, what is that smell?"
Person 2: *look of victory* "I just totally dragon-tailed you!"
Person 1: "You dick!"
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Pussy dragon

A pussy so powerful that after sex the mans dick is on fire
Wow my dick is on fire. Thats pussy dragon for you it set things on fire.
by anonymous December 13, 2020
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