Shit Mitts

To not wash your hands after wiping your ass.

I just watched the boss leave the bathroom without washing his hands. Do not lend him your pen - he has shit mitts!

by The Psychologist February 17, 2007

shit rooster

Some one who is always starting trouble or running off at the mouth

John is a real shit rooster. Last week we almost got our asses kicked because of his mouth!

by Mrichie1031 November 23, 2013

thats the shit

Referring to objects such as jewelery, cars, or an item of clothing that looks particularly good or fashionable at the time. It is usually rare or out of the ordinary and/or expensive.

It can also refer to drugs that are particularly purer and more potent than is usually readily available to most people most of the time

Yo, look at that Benz...thats the shit

by GAANZ June 17, 2008

Spite Shit

When one defecates in an area with the sole purpose of complicating another's life.

Charles: Officer Gamble audited me the other day.
Ethan: Oh yea? What a prick! He doesn't even work for the IRS!
Charles: I Know right? I'm going to take a SPITE SHIT right on the driver's seat of his Prius.

by Superlative1 November 16, 2011

shit handed

The result of seated ass wiping, especially when combined with a crumpling paper strategy, as opposed to the equally popular fold, wipe and release or civilised method. Wiping done seated with a tilt and using the crumple method is dangerous, unsteady and frowned upon. Thus, it often results in shit residue reaching the hand, fingers, or cuff.

My loud ass boss came into the bathroom to piss and moan, so i hunkered and opted for the seated wipe and crumpling of paper so as not to draw his attention. While leaning to my left i momentarily lost my balance and bearings and inadvertently shit handed myself. I was not pleased, as i had recently eaten corn.

by mstephenfeeley December 26, 2007

Rivers of shit

Allegorical image used to highlight the decadence and the intrinsic high inefficiency of democratic states, by supporters of lightweight dictatorships. Frequently contraposed to technocracies, that is, forms of government where scientists and engineers (especially males) are the actual decision-makers.

In the fifties, in Singapore you had just rivers of shit, but nowadays everything works like a clockwork.

by dryoweegog January 21, 2010

Doodle Shit

When one goes to the bathroom to defecate and brings along their iPod Touch, iPhone or Droid and ends up playing the App, Doodle Jump, while he/she drops a deuce.

Bro, last night I took a Doodle Shit and beat my high score by 20,000! It was crazy.

by DoodleShitting September 5, 2010