National Ass Pic Day May 3rd

on the monday of may 3rd it is national ass pic day and is deemed respectful to send an ass pic either of whoever you choose for the holiday or whoever ask for one

national ass pic day may 3rd

1: you know what day it is

2: hell yeah i do
1: here you go
2: damn you juicy asf

by peanut butter jelly me up May 1, 2022

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June 20 National give icees day

Grab ur bests gals and pals, head to the nearest icee machine and give out free icees! Make a person smile and then they remember that their mouth is red or blue so they start to cover it and laugh and then cry bc someone did something so nice and they can’t believe that there are nice people in the world instead of a bunch of tusholes! And then u tell them oh don’t cry bc it’s gonna be alright and then they give u a hug and u get really awkward bc u just met the person and u feel a connection but u have no idea if they are stealing from u and then u walk away and u come back the the same place every year for a free icee giveaway!

(June 20 national give icees day .enter bros 1, 2, and 3)
Bro1: you know what we should do today?
Bro2:what bruv?
Bro3: go get icees?

Bro1:yea and give them out for free! Bc it’s

Bro2: bruvs, that’s love , that’s what makes a Subaru a Subaru!

by 1800callme January 23, 2020

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March 18 National kick balls Day

This is a day where everyone is allowed to kick someone in the balls

Stacy: Can i kick your balls?
John: of course not
Stacy: its march 18 national kick balls day
John: oh no

by AlbinSve March 15, 2023

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November 28th National True words day

You say whatever’s on your mind and don’t hold anything back always speaking the truth

Jane)Hey Timmy your looking happy

Timmy)Hey Janes since it’s November 28th National True words day just wanted to say what’s on my mind let you know I want to date you and do some other things

Jane)Say less me too

by GorRhinoDaRealest November 21, 2020

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June 21: National Kokichi Ouma day

National Kokichi Ouma day, the day that the supreme leader prodigy popped. Quite literally.

P1: "Ayo bro, it's June 21: National Kokichi Ouma day."
P2: "Oh. So THAT'S why I've been hearing 'Wow, Shuichi! Did you hear that? The robot's being sassy with me!' all day!"

by Kokichi. Ouma May 5, 2022

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