Jesus

fake

jesus is fake

by fordashy is gay December 17, 2022

testing my Jesus

When someone gets on your nerves, and your anger disproportionate to the situation at times, is testing your Jesus.

If my boss doesn't understand the company policy that he wrote, well, he's just really testing my Jesus.

by Siouxise Eileen November 30, 2023

Fat ginger jesus cannibal kallum

When describing a man who is fat, ginger and called kallum who is also most likely to eat a person.

"I hate fat ginger jesus cannibal kallum." with aggression

by Joul_Loves October 5, 2023

Jesus

The all mighty lord

Jesus has the power of 100,000,000,000,0000,000,000,000,000 gods.

by Quandale_dingle the 3rd June 1, 2022

Jesus

The most popular power bottom of all time!

“…But if anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also. And if anyone would sue you and take your tunic, let him have your cloak as well. And if anyone forces you to go one mile, go with him two miles.”
(Jesus Christ, Matthew 5:39–41, ESV).

by xander.with.an.x April 23, 2023

jesus-legal

another way of saying you are 33 years old

It was Dans' birthday yesterday, he is now Jesus-legal

by Entity1002 March 1, 2022

jesus (BUNNINGS)

Bunnings Jesus is Australia's Jesus christ. Think Jesus but he smokes cones, darts(cigarettes), drinks, and blesses gavos by appearing in all his Bunnings glory

Jesus (Bunnings) smokes cones

by coop-meme January 6, 2021