Clarked one up

To commit a humiliating error that only someone of the Clark lineage would do. Usually used in a work context.

"Dude when you spoke up in the meeting, you really Clarked one up. I hope you don't get fired."

by JackBauer84 January 13, 2013

left one cooking

When you fart in your car before you get out on a hot day with the windows up. Then when you return to the it has been "cooking" until you got back.

"When I went out for lunch I had forgot that I had left one cooking since the morning and the smell damn near killed me!"

by 1Steve1027 January 14, 2009

One-Way Charlie

A badass nickname American sailors used to refer to the Japanese "Kamikaze" ("divine wind") pilots or aircraft during the last-ditch days of Imperial Japan in the Pacific theatre of World War 2 when Kamikaze attacks were at their peak. I was watching a documentary just now and an old American veteran was talking and off-handedly used this expression. I'm surprised it's not on Urban Dictionary yet because it is awesome and should probably be somebody's band's name by now or something.

"Shit, Jimmy, Move that gun we got a one-way charlie inbound on the port side!"

by Somehistorynerd February 23, 2014

one off the wood

One Off The Wood
Getting a nice cold frothy beer off the tap at a gross local pub. one off the wood can be abbreviated to 1OTW.

Gross beer guy: "Are you keen smash one off the wood later"
Tall mysterious guy: "ohh yeaaa"
Beautiful Girl: "My misso is away so KS 1OTW!!"
Pierced Eyebrow Person (undefined): "Smash that MF wheres the gold"

by Rachel Dray June 10, 2017

One handed chat

To engage in cybersex. More specifically, to type erotic chat with one hand while pleasuring oneself with the other hand.

Since she weighed 500 pounds in real life, Brenda only did the one handed chat with her many prospective boyfriends.

by Mike West 27 September 2, 2009

one-two shuffle

The one two shuffle is an old deception tactic. The intention is to methodically distract your adversary while you make a counter maneuver. Phase one involves a major distraction.
Phase two is where you initiate your plan of action under the guise of phase one.

Sir, the enemy just pulled a one-two shuffle on us.

Apparently they left a small band of soldiers to tend to all the fires while they left under the cover of darkness. We do not know their current position.

I can't believe you used the one-two shuffle to beat me in chess. While you were sacrificing all your pawns, you snuck in a check mate. Well done.

by Mr.Ection May 23, 2021

key (ones) car

to take a key or other sharp object and scratch the car of a person you hate, leaving scars in the paintwork that look shitty and cost a ton to have fixed

"man, i can't believe michael hooked up with clara after i told him i liked her. let's go key his car!"

by lauren August 31, 2003