Ur mum

she is not real. you where adopted. But hey, at least they wanted you. :)

Fake Mother: Yo, child. I aint ur mum fam.
Child: Ok boomer

by lalala whatever February 26, 2020

clinched ur nose

to clinched your nose is to stop your lie

clinched ur nose - to not lie fully

by recool August 14, 2011

Ur mom

You just got🕺🕺

Ur mom just got rick rolled🕺

by Elon musk is June 2, 2022

Ur Dad

He is Dead

FUCK UR DAD

by hijvjdfdffdsddsfsf April 19, 2022

ur dad

a comeback for when someone says literally anything to you

CC; "Hey carol, what did u do last night?"
CC; "Ur dad"

by syndey12345 June 10, 2022

Ur mom

The person I fucked last night

Person: where we're you last night?
Me: In ur mom's bed.

by The-person-who-fucked-ur-mom September 26, 2022

Ur mum gay

Commonly used as an insult but not actually true

Kevin your mum gay
Steve No u

by Big bob who’s mum is dead January 19, 2020