one eye on netflix

When you are receiving a pity bj from your long-term significant other. Usually while their attention is divided between you and another task.

Similar to Netflix and chill.

Beers bro?
Nah man, my girl's got one eye on Netflix.

by Greenbeener January 27, 2016

toss one off

jerk off! Masturbate(male)

Wendy said I ain't gettin any tonight so I usually toss one off

by Anty A May 13, 2015

a-couple-one-a-dem

Pronounced as one word: acoupleoneadem (a couple one of them)

This phrase is designed to confuse whoever you say this to because a-couple-one-a-dem could be a random amount of what your asking for. Be prepared to explain what the hell your talkin about after using this phrase.

Sentence example 1 : "yo let me get a-couple-one-a-dem swishers my good asian man"

Example 2: "I'm leaving the club wit a-couple-one-a-dem ho's tonight dog!"

by trillatrey420 October 11, 2012

one trixbox pony

Any organisation that does not replace the default hold music included with the trixbox software, usually indicating their lack of effort or prowess in personalising their system.

I just called XYZCorp and got an earfull of the default hold music, talk about being a one trixbox pony.

by oeyre March 4, 2011

one-milimeter peter

a dude with a very small pee-pee that tries to front that he has a BIG one...but doesn't (-__-)

Danny: Hi, wanna fawk?
Chick: No.
Danny: Wai =O
Chick: What's there to fuck? Your one-milimeter peter?
Danny: ...Yes =*(
Chick: You got a little one, darling.
Danny: *starts cuttin' himself*
Chick: Silly rabbit.

by Michellers February 23, 2009

Have a Douzy One

A phrase used to tell people to intoxicate women or girls for the purpose of sex or torture. Commonly used by perverts and pedophiles as a way to secretly communicate their disgusting intentions in way that comes off as innocent by the general public.

"See ya later Tanton" "Alright Alex, have a douzy one"
or
"Gary how's it going?" "Just douzy!"

by RickySparkles307 November 16, 2022

Williams Formula One

An Formula One racing team/constructor. Formed by Sir Frank Williams and Patrick Head, the team was formed in 1977. All Williams chassis used FW-XX parameter. (FW stands for Frank Williams).

Hey, do you will join the Williams Formula One Team?

by Driving Ride March 31, 2009