Crisp titties

Titties that are so dry and hard they feel like crisp bacon coming out the microwave/ oven

Mark: Hey dude did you see her tits
Matt: Yeah man they are pretty crisp. She has crisp titties

by puttycapsaretapsy October 11, 2016

Titty

a glorious round object attached to a glorious curvy human

damn, that girl's got the perfect titty

by Fuccckkk October 21, 2022

Fat Titty Ass

Adjective; the proper way to describe when something is unappealing or when someone is being negative.

"jewel did you sleep good enough? Cause you're being a fat titty ass"
"Mia's mom's knick name in high school was fat titty ass"

by Perryferrel May 7, 2016

National Pop a Titty Day

February 11th is the day when all BIOLOGICAL girls show the boys their tatas.

Oh look its the 11th. Now martha has no choice but to show me her tits. Everyone knows its National Pop a Titty Day

by alfy443 February 11, 2024

Itty Bitty Titty Commitee

A community of people that go around and twist itty bitty titties on the third Tuesday of the month

Yo, you should come to the Itty Bitty Titty Commitee meeting tonight

by Not A Salad, I can promise you November 13, 2019

purple titty

A shot with half blackberry brandy and half Wild Turkey

That Purple Titty warmed me right up!

by BoiseJohn November 17, 2018

smackin' titties

when a female's breasts look extra appealing/ attractive, beyond that which is normal.

damn, that girl has some smackin' titties

by smackin'titties69 May 31, 2017