Magic Penis

Male genitalia that can stay erect even after coming to an orgasm

Rarer than a unicorn

Doesn't need time to recover between climaxes

"don't you need a break to recharge before we go at it again?"
"No need baby, I have a magic penis"

Paul is the only guy I have met who can fuck for hours continuously no matter how many times he cums. I love his magic penis

I wish every man was blessed with a magic penis

by AmandaPanda420 May 17, 2021

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cherry penis

When you get done fucking and she on her period.

Person 1: How was it with Shelly
Person 2: All was well til she gave me a cherry penis

by RebelliousGamer April 21, 2018

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penis kite

Adj.

1. Lofty and hard to manage.
2. An extremely erect penis at the beach.

1. I have a penis kite sized stack of paper work when I get to the office.

2. "Did you see Joe's penis kite at the beach when you got out of the water?" ;-)

by Mikestupin March 4, 2016

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Penis Boop

Slang used by gay men and your girlfriend because for some reason they have the urge to poke you right in the penis.

"Man my girlfriend/boyfriend came over yesterday and gave me the good old penis boop."

by someguynamedtodd194 November 15, 2018

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Penis Luggage

Refers to the scrotal region of a homosapien male. This sack usually contains two (2) reproductive organs known to the lay-person as nuts or balls. Also known as Cock Satchel.

Do I have to pay a carry-on surcharge for my Penis Luggage?

by Anuscakes the third September 8, 2010

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