The Cat's Penis

Noun: Similar to "The Bee's Knees", this saying was popular for a brief time in the late 1970s and early 1980s. The phrase connotes a feeling of excitement and approval.

I went to the Pearl Jam concert last night; their rendition of "Love Reign O'er Me" was The Cat's Penis.

by The Insight Provider July 16, 2009

cat burr

a sexy girl to tha millionth power who has blong hair that slowy casgades over her shoulders

haardt is going out with cat

by haardt February 10, 2003

Schmucky the Cat

Schmucky the Cat created Earth, the universe, and everything else Last Thursday, as taught in Last Thursdayism. Everything we remember seeing, hearing, doing, etc. is just an illusion created by Schmucky to fool us into thinking we have a past. It is not fully understood why Schmucky did this, but it is possible that he did not want us to know of his existence.

Excerpt from the first chapter of the first book of The Holy Chronicles of Schmucky:

1. Last Thursday, the almighty Schmucky the Cat didst create all things. 2. And after he didst so, he looked upon his creation and said, “Hey, I did a pretty good job!”

by Gammastar April 30, 2008

Cat Squasher

An old school term, dating back to the 1960's. Meaning a large front tire, of any custom motorcycle.

"Cleaning fur and blood out of your Cat Squasher, is NEVER fun."

by D. Gould November 5, 2006

shot the cat

A fart so loud a deadly, you must down your pants or lifting the bed sheets to let it escape. Not doing so will result in your pants or bed heating so hot you will die from heat stroke.

"lucky i shot the cat this morning, or i would still be peeling the sheets of the roof"

by joypad570 January 12, 2008

Meer Cat

The name of the posture taken on by you or a friend when trying to check out a girl. You stretch your neck and keep your back straight and look each way until you see her. Thus taking the posture of a Meer Cat

Dude, Meer Cat that bitch in jack in the box, SHES FUCKIN HOT

by noleybear January 20, 2009

Skinless Cat

Someone who gets mad when they're spoken to rudely, but when they do it.. they don't see why the other person should be mad.

It's basically, someone who is one-sided about getting angry.

Tiger Woods' audience are full of such skinless cats.

by inlovewithajerk May 2, 2010