Monkey Farm

A crazy ass place that is filled with people who do nothing but screech and jerk off, often controlled by a tyrannical douche bag named Captain Henry Rhodes

IM RUNNING THIS MONKEY FARM FRANKENSTEIN!
AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY TIME!!!

by The real Sid Vicious January 10, 2020

gainer monkey

a freerunner or parkour kid that gainers. Part of a group of freerunners.

Bill- " They are an awesome group of gainer monkeys."
Mike- " That one can't even slant gainer."

by parkour-theworld October 6, 2012

Monkey Salad

Stomping around in a bucket of human feces, waving your arms in the air, and proceeding to eat the feces

Smith made some banger Monkey Salad yesterday!

by Big Cheeser 2000 September 7, 2022

Monkey Rapist

Someone who rapes monkeys

I rape monkeys, I’m a monkey rapist

by CoochCollector June 20, 2022

attic monkey

A type of small monkey that hides in attics and sometimes will come out to throw oranges at you.

Oh snap the attic monkey threw an orange at me

by Ostrem December 11, 2019

Sniping the monkey

A sexual move that requires a man and woman to be banging in some manner, when the man is about to orgasm the woman removed the dick from wherever it is, flicks the shit out of the tip and screams "BOOM HEADSHOT!'.

Bro 1: Oh man, we were going at it like cats and dogs, then all the sudden she stops and snipes the monkey, it was the weirdest load I've ever blown.

Bro 2: Holy shit, sniping the monkey? If my girl ever did that I think i'd die laughing!

by YouWanSumFuk August 8, 2019

PR monkey

another name for a spokesperson for a politician, organization or a company. just about any spin doctor.

Wow! BP's PR monkeys will have a hard time after the oil spill.

by JohnCaulfield October 24, 2011