whizard dick

a dude that can balance on his fucking dick and play soccer at the same fucking time

mr.mac= i'm a whizard dick
mr.misiak= asshole
mr.mac= my dick needs to belong to you man
mr.misiak= faggot

by mrs ass nice January 14, 2005

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Monster Dick

a really really really big penis 10 inch +

i have a huge monster dick

by Nneverland August 20, 2008

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turtle dick

your dick is so cold and gets so small it appears that it goes inside of you, thus resembleing a turtle as it would go inside its shell

(past tense) yesterday, I got a wicked case of turtle dick

(present tense) today, I got a wicked case of turtle dick

(future tense) I hope i don't get turtle dick tomorow

by paulie March 4, 2004

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Vice President of the USA to George W. Bush. Bush's decision to make Cheney his VP was the smartest thing he's ever done; it allows him be a shitty president without having to fear being assassinated. As horrible as Bush's presidency has been, a Cheney presidency would be terrifyingly and unmeasurably worse.

I had the worst dream last night; I dreamed that Bush was assassinated and Dick Cheney became the president of the United States!

by ilovepitabread March 10, 2008

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