On April 18th anyone that makes these and tries to celebrate them gets murdered, electrocuted or any other way for them to stop living.
Person 1: Happy National Nudes Day! Lemme see those titties!
*Person 1 dies instantly*
Person 2: National Stop Living Day is no joke...
*Person 1 dies instantly*
Person 2: National Stop Living Day is no joke...
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On this day feel free to let your true feelings show, as no one can tell you not to. It’s a holiday. Post that person that fucked your gf, post that person who spit on your moms grave, post that person who didn’t give you $5 back after they said “I’ll pay you back tomorrow” 24 times.
On this day feel free to let your true feelings show, as no one can tell you not to. It’s a holiday. Post that person that fucked your gf, post that person who spit on your moms grave, post that person who didn’t give you $5 back after they said “I’ll pay you back tomorrow” 24 times.
Friend: “dude it’s National piece of shit day!”
Piece of shit: “what? No way!”
Friend: “yea, that’s why I posted your face on snap”
Piece of shit: “what? No way!”
Friend: “yea, that’s why I posted your face on snap”
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Charli: ADDISON It’s national ass shaking day! You know what that means!
Addison: *starts shaking ass*
Addison: *starts shaking ass*
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Zach: "The 7th?"
Tom: "No! It's national Suck A Chode Day!"
Zach: "I'll text Stacy now!"
Zach: "The 7th?"
Tom: "No! It's national Suck A Chode Day!"
Zach: "I'll text Stacy now!"
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