New sibling syndrome

When children who have recently acquired a younger sibling feel so excluded that they pretend the new member of the family simply doesn't exist.

Mary: "Who is that?" (motions to John's younger sibling)
John: "What are you talking about? I don't see anything."
Mary: "Oh John, I forgot you are still suffering from new sibling syndrome."

by yepyepyepyepyepyepyep February 2, 2014

Troy, New York

A former milling town turned toxic dump that some people still call a city for some reason. Full of white wannabe gangsters and people who mistakenly think they can start a profitable business there.

Person 1: Where can I get those pills on the low-low?

Person 2: Just ask any mediocre SoundCloud rapper! I can get someone to deliver!
Person 1: Where you from by the way?
Person 2: I'm in Clifton Park, but I can already tell that you're from Troy, New York.
Person 1: So you can have someone.......

Person 2: Yuuuck... Not worth it... FUUUUCK that... Just no... (hangs up)

by coffee_by_the_pot April 11, 2021

New book smell

That certain smell you sense from purchasing a new book. New book smells usually come from the woodsy pulp of the paper.

I would describe it to smell like a bitter fireplace. The smell is usually very satisfying to avid book readers (especially me)

Person 1: Hey I just bought this new book from Amazon dude!!

Person 2: Wow bro, does it have that new book smell?

Person 1: Yeah dude, wanna smell?

Person 2: Hell Yeah!

by ihatecrockpotmeals November 10, 2020

new college leicester

lush school 🥰😘😍 xxx teachers only care abt what you look like and make us sit through maths for an hour and 45 mins 🤩🤩🤩 students are sooo nice and fights barely happen!!🤪🤪 the food is so yummy and very affordable☺️ (45p for a small juice carton are they mad)

Kid: mum can i go new college leicester
Mum: do you need mental help

by LLLhateyouallxx August 20, 2023

New Berlin Worm

The act of having sex in the back seat of your car in the freezing cold while drunk. You are so loaded and impatient, you yank the girls pants down to her ankles and wiggle through her legs, forcing her ankles high into the air. Then you have anal sex with her without permission or even realizing what you are doing.

Man, I think Todd pulled the old New Berlin Worm in my car last night. His girlfriend is pissed and walking funny and my backseat smells like poop.

by Flannelguy June 7, 2009

chicken bone news

Made famous by radio host Rob Redding, chicken bone news is news that is portrayed as important by the mainstream media, but in the grand scheme of things is unimportant and non-impactful. Mostly used by 24 hour news networks in the middle of the day to hook channel surfers.

A:"Did you hear the terminal at the Birmingham airport was temporarily shutdown after a suspicious person appeared near the airport? The report was unfounded."

B: "Man, that sounds like chicken bone news"

by VW2002 November 4, 2013

New Years' Distribution

not commonly practiced nowadays, when one tries to see how much sex they can get on New Years Eve before it hits 12:00M. They are, this distributing themselves out before New Years.

(often the rue years eve of many drunkards or e-poppers)

F:What are you doing on New Years Eve?
B:I'm gonna do a New Years' Distribution, then I'm go home and watch the ball drop.

by Brittney Sade January 11, 2009