Fortnite

A completely terrible game made by idiots in Epic Games

‘Fortnite is so pathetic’ says globglogabgalab

by Siri is a dead meme February 7, 2019

Fortnite

A good game to make you a virgin

(o__o) <--jimmy

Jimmy looks at fortnite players

Fortnite = virgins

by Mintcraft August 6, 2019

Fortnite Kid

Another term for a fatherless kid

Kid 1: look at that Fortnite kid!
Kid 2: I heard his dad left him when he was 2

by MCbossboy21 January 11, 2024

Fortnite

An absolutely useless game that should never be played. Developed by Epic Games.

"Hey, are you using Fortnite? Go and play Minecraft instead! Get a life!"

by N0T0R1US P.I.G October 2, 2019

Fortnite

The game that makes you lose your shit

And the game that will also make you feel special for like 5 seconds

Fortnite is a broken game pump does 6 damage

by I suck ass at fortnite July 15, 2018

Fortnite

A game for toxic eight year-olds and or anyone without a girlfriend or any non-vurtual friends. Also if you do make the awful decision of playing this horrible game, make sure not to let your “friends” know because that could ultimately result in you becoming the main target for all bullies, or any decent person for that matter.

Hey friend, wanna play some Fortnite?

by UrbanBoz May 10, 2019

Fortnite Kevin

A term used to describe an individual who stumbles their way through the treacherous terrain of Fortnite like a clumsy llama with two left hooves. A Fortnite Kevin is notorious for their astonishing ability to turn even the simplest tasks into epic fails, leaving their teammates questioning their life choices. This hapless character can often be found building their "forts" that look more like abstract art installations, and their aim? Let's just say they couldn't hit a pink flamingo with a water balloon.

The mere presence of a Fortnite Kevin in your squad is like signing up for a comedy show where you're the only one not laughing. Witnessing their constant mistimings and bewildering choices is a reminder that in the vast world of Fortnite, miracles may happen, but they're definitely not going to come from a Fortnite Kevin. So buckle up, fellow players, if you ever come across a Fortnite Kevin, prepare for unpredictable chaos that even the game's RNG gods could never have anticipated. May the storm guide you away, for you do not want to be caught in a battle alongside a Fortnite Kevin!

Man we lost 5 games in a row.

It’s not our fault though, we were playing with a Fortnite Kevin

by Boredinthehouse54 August 11, 2023