fat hammer

Erroneous translation from English to Spanish of "cock".

"Why does IBM suck a fat cock?" erroneously translates to "why does IBM inhale a fat hammer?"

by cocksackie July 29, 2005

fat factor

Experts are still undecided on the meaning of this word, but have narrowed it down to two possible definitions:

1. Synonym for weight
2. A scale from 1 to 10 rating how fat a person is; 1 being Mary Kate Olsen and 10 being Sally Struthers

1. I want to lower my fat factor. Its like 357.

2. Shit! That guy must have a fat factor of 15!

by morti viventi May 6, 2005

Fat Dutch

This is something you shout when you fail and killing a hard monster on an online game like Runescape.

FFS Bas you Fat Dutch you made me fail at Jad.

by Brad_ May 4, 2010

Fat crush

Something soul crushing you get when you have liked someone you have no chance with for far too long even though that person is unavailable or uninterested

Guy 1: Damn I got a fat crush on Jasmine
Guy 2: That must suck

by some.random.simp January 7, 2021

Fat Doinks

Usally pertaining to fat cocks but sometimes means idiot

Nigga i be smoking them Fat doinks

by Jikka September 13, 2017

fat albert

A Jay and Silent Bob creation, owing mostly to the genius of Kevin Smith. The Fat Albert dance routine was a cut scene from the feature film Dogma, and had a small but entertained cult following.

Let's watch Jay and Silent Bob do the Fat Albert again!

by Katy December 26, 2003

fat wop

other reference to a weird person like a fleurb

OMG ian,you're such a fat wop

by Johnny Pegg October 24, 2005