lean green mean cream machine

lacie

“lacie is a lean green mean cream machine” - danny

by mr twittie twister and his sis February 10, 2021

Cream Ridge Chiquita gobbler

When a dog mercilessly licks mashed banana from between your nasty toes

Ya bruh I lost a game of cards… had to endure a Cream Ridge Chiquita gobbler. I cried

by mrs-bulldops July 8, 2023

cream cheese

A thick, goopy, lumpy substance made when semen and hot water are combined. This mixture has the consistency of scrambled eggs and is extremely messy. It tends to get all up in your pubes and not come out for at least a day.

Ah fuck, I forgot to stay away from the water during my shower wank and now there's cream cheese everywhere

by deltah404 October 16, 2021

Ice Cream Truck

An ice cream truck is well... A truck that sells ice cream. These trucks can be step vans, or regular vans. They are usually retrofitted with bells, or music boxes (usually ones manufactured by Nichols Electronics). There are two types of things ice cream trucks sell: prepackaged novelty treats (e.g. ice pops or Good Humor bars), soft serve, or very rarely scooped ice cream.

Every summer afternoon, I am tempted to get a milkshake from the ice cream truck.

by the piss monster from hell August 2, 2024

ice cream

The best thing ever. It's creamy, and sweet, and cold, and it melts on your tongue. MMMMMMMMMMMM~

"Lets go for ice cream!"

"AWESOME YAY!

by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020

Cream Cappuccino

When you and a group of friends order a cappuccino from Starbucks, and when you get the cappuccino, all sit in a circle around it. Last person to cum gets it dumped in their eyes.

Person 1: Dude, you busted so quick last night.
Person 2: I know, I didn’t want to have the cream cappuccino.

by Dufenshwartz February 16, 2019

cream

its stuff that has a creamy consistency

wow this cream is creamy

by biblicalwhapping January 22, 2023