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Curb Job

Bang Somebody's Head against the curb.

NY street slang 90's
these suckas be getting kurb jobs
by LEc2 May 14, 2003
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Ghost Job

A blow job fabricated in order to enhance a story or the sexual reputation of the teller.
First coined by the staff at DavinciFox.com
Guy1: Yo, sick time last night...where the hell did Gary go?

Guy2: He left early with some chick, said he got a blow job on the beach after he left.

Guy1: HAAA, no way brah! That's awesome...Wait...wasn't it like 15 degrees out last night??

Guy2: Exactly, we're thinking it was a Ghost Job.
by Davinci Fox December 30, 2009
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snow job

A blow job given to someone in Vancouver, or another snowy place.
During the car ride to the Rocky Mountains, I was given a snow job. Best in my life!
by Crash Joe Miller May 24, 2009
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Mirror Job

When a man gets a handjob from his clone. It's a decidedly not-gay act (not that there's anything wrong with that).
Corey was feeling frisky, but had earlier broken both of his hands when he'd sat on them. So, he had his clone give him a Mirror Job, and was still heterosexual afterwards.
by CoreyLovesPaintball July 27, 2009
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Knee Job

Knee Job /nē ˌjäb/
noun: knee job; plural noun: knee jobs
A knee job, or KJ, is a sexual act that involves using your knees to pleasure cocks.
Got a sweet knee job last night. Busted all up under those tight caps.
by SweetKnees June 15, 2020
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Bumper Job

When a female or male penetrates themselves vaginally or anally with with a ball hitch on the back of a vehicle more popularly on a truck bumper
Kelley was so horny shecouldnt wait for me to get my pants down...she gave herself a "bumper job" on the back of my ford.
by TangyBurrito February 27, 2020
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butt job

the act of giving someone (usually a male) a massage in their butt-sack region
yo i just gave willy a fat butt job
by Josh Washer September 14, 2022
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