National Beat A Zoophile Day

On December 8th you can beat up any zoophile, and they can't fight back.

National Beat A Zoophile Day
Guy 1: Hey, I'm a zoophile
Guy 2: You have 5 seconds to run.

by SparkieFlake November 27, 2021

National Fuck A Friend Day

Fuck a friend

Let’s fuck on national fuck a friend day cuz we’re friends

by anonymous March 30, 2021

National kiss a wrestler day

On November 2, it’s your day to go kiss a wrestler ;)

Hey wrestler, it’s national kiss a wrestler daywant to kiss ;)
Go kiss a wrestler!!! :)

by Wackkkkkk October 24, 2019

National kiss an Eamon day

Kiss someone whose name is eamon on september 20th.

Hey! its National Kiss an Eamon day today! Lets make out, Eamon

by tarqueniousmarb September 4, 2022

National slap a teacher day

On January 23 everyone slaps one of their teachers and then leaves the class.

person 1: did you slap Mrs.Gehle for National slap a teacher day?
Person 2: No i slapped Mr.Mikecawk

by Mikecawk January 21, 2020

National Kiss the Homies day

Go to your homies on February 28th and kiss them. It will not be considered gay

Hey Peter its national kiss the homies day

by Yes, very February 26, 2020

National sit on dick day

Sit on a guys dick girls

Suck a fat dick small dick medium dick any dick its national sit on dick day

by Big dick johns September 3, 2019