Play-misty-for-me

(Noun) Current or former female companion who torments her partner obsessively in a desperate attempt to hold on to a relationship which has slipped, or is slipping away. Derivation: 1971 motion picture starring Clint Eastwood, "Play Misty for Me."

That chick was a real play-misty-for-me, but I managed to shake her off when I moved out of town.

by MorrisTimeAndDay March 1, 2009

You're with me, leather

The best pick up line in the world. Used by Chris Berman of SportsCenter fame to pick up a chick dressed in leather at the bar. Made popular by Deadspin.com

Chris Berman: You're with me, leather.
Girl: *looks around, sees Chris Berman*
Both: *leave*

by Cory Anotado July 4, 2006

eat me out

To lick pussy in a very deep and thorough manner.

"Listen Johnny, If you don't finish your homework, I'm not going to let you eat me out tonight."

by Bob Sometimes September 4, 2004

Charlie bit me

A video of a young British kid putting his finger in his baby brother, Charlie's mouth. Charlie bites his finger and the kid complains saying Charlie bit him. The video has been parodied numerous times on Youtube with people dubbing the voices from the original video over something different.

"Charlie ow ow OWWWWW!!!!.....CHARLIE!!!.....Charlie bit me..."

by WelfareChris April 3, 2008

leave me alone

when you want someone to get the fuck away from you, you usually say something that has to do with "leave me alone". usually dded with a curse word such as fuck or many others

leave me the fuck alone

by Iain April 7, 2004

Make me a sandwich

A sexist phrase that a male says to a female when he's drunk and/or hungry.

*GIRL TALKING TO FRIEND*

Girl: My boyfriend keeps yelling at me, "MAKE ME A SANDWICH, BITCH!" He's being sexist and now I need a good comeback to say to him.. ANY SUGGESTIONS?

Guy friend: Well, you better comeback with a god damn sandwich.

by da tr00f July 27, 2009

dont do me

1. usually means dont fuck,start,play wit a person.

2. also can mean dont actually fuck or have sex wit
someone

girl- "why did u drop my phone?"
boy- "bitch, who u talkin to like dat?"
girl- "mother fucker, DONT DO ME!"

by jelisa r July 2, 2006