toss one off

jerk off! Masturbate(male)

Wendy said I ain't gettin any tonight so I usually toss one off

by Anty A May 13, 2015

a-couple-one-a-dem

Pronounced as one word: acoupleoneadem (a couple one of them)

This phrase is designed to confuse whoever you say this to because a-couple-one-a-dem could be a random amount of what your asking for. Be prepared to explain what the hell your talkin about after using this phrase.

Sentence example 1 : "yo let me get a-couple-one-a-dem swishers my good asian man"

Example 2: "I'm leaving the club wit a-couple-one-a-dem ho's tonight dog!"

by trillatrey420 October 11, 2012

talking to ones self

like masturbation--you only do it because you dont have anyone else.

Man, whats Jim doing in your sisters room? And why is he smelling her underware? He's talking to himself again, isn't he?

by Anonymous January 20, 2003

one-way erection

A particularly raging penile erection that you feel will not subside of its own accord, but rather requires ejaculation in order to deflate. A one-way erection has path-dependance unlike a typical erection.

Hey baby, this is a one-way erection. You'd better sort that out because I don't want to end up with blue balls.

by HirdysPregnantNanny July 13, 2017

one-milimeter peter

a dude with a very small pee-pee that tries to front that he has a BIG one...but doesn't (-__-)

Danny: Hi, wanna fawk?
Chick: No.
Danny: Wai =O
Chick: What's there to fuck? Your one-milimeter peter?
Danny: ...Yes =*(
Chick: You got a little one, darling.
Danny: *starts cuttin' himself*
Chick: Silly rabbit.

by Michellers February 23, 2009

one trixbox pony

Any organisation that does not replace the default hold music included with the trixbox software, usually indicating their lack of effort or prowess in personalising their system.

I just called XYZCorp and got an earfull of the default hold music, talk about being a one trixbox pony.

by oeyre March 4, 2011

Bust one out

Taking a fat nut.

Slut: cum on my face.

You: sorry, I’m out of banana juice I had to bust one out.

by Kf5 March 15, 2020