double-fucktard

Pronunciation duhb-uhl-fuhk-tahrd

{double} twice as large, heavy, strong, etc.; twofold in size, amount, number, extent, etc.: a double portion; a new house double the size of the old one.

{fuck}a person, esp. one who is annoying or contemptible

{tard}a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.

"Like Double-Mint Gum?" "No, like Double-FuckTard!"

-Shady Grady

by Beer Tits July 9, 2009

Body Doubling

A term that describes the subconscious attraction to a person AND dating someone that embodies or replicates the last love interest almost identically in multiple ways. These characteristics include physical attributes alike, mental and emotional state, personality and speech traits, exertion or the act of doing something alike. The term essentially describes dating one's ex's twin or the ex's 'body double'.

She's totally 'body doubling' . There's no denying this new guy looks like Jake's twin brother!

by Miss Dvnt October 18, 2017

Double Gunter

This night school teacher I had that had two gunts. One after another! gunt

Damn Galen I thought the double gunter was gonna eat you.

by Chaos July 21, 2003

double-crossed

to be fucked

I double-crossed A'kierra last night at the party

by gangraep February 1, 2016

seeing double

Hallucination. Your vision shows a double image, one slightly off center from the other. Sometimes associated with illness or drug use.

Jake has a disease that affects his balance. Sometimes he has to sit down until he stops seeing double and the spinning goes away.

by Ryan Thompson June 16, 2004

Double or Nothing

A suicide pact between two people.

Person One: So we will go out together?
Person Two: Yeah, double or nothing.

by darkcalc October 30, 2018

Double Decker

n. An act involving two people pooping at once whereby the first person sits on the toilet seat and the second straddles the bowl while sitting on the first person's lap.

In order so save water, we did a double decker.

by Matty Scat August 13, 2006