Urban Dictionary

A Website that all schools should block for adult/sexual content

Me: Searches up “Dolphin”
Urban Dictionary “The Best “Animal” You can have sex with”
Me: Wow that’s urban Dictionary for ya!

by JoMamaSoFat September 28, 2021

Dictionary Deffesbfeugauhfe or whatever u call it

My teacher ate my pet goldfish I was taking on a walk in the local fire station where my dead nan works, They bring back ashes from the fire to dedicate Her as they use her ashes for fuel and water.

My teacher ate my pet goldfish I was taking on a walk in the local fire station where my dead nan works, They bring back ashes from the fire to dedicate Her as they use her ashes for fuel and water. Dictionary Deffesbfeugauhfe or whatever u call it

by Dictionary Deffesbfeugauhfe or March 24, 2022

URBAN DICTIONARY GAVEL

It is when the use of URBAN DICTIONARY makes it to higher courts including the SUPREME COURT.

Congratulations AARON as the URBAN DICTIONARY GAVEL has been called into full assignment.

by SEE YOUR ASSH0LE August 9, 2021

Urban dictionary

A place where fucked up people write fucked up shit

Guy 1:What does a feather in a hat mean
Guy 2:How the hell would I know?
Guy 1:Yea you right ima look it up on urban dictionary after I take first in fortnite
3 seconds later
Guy 2:Did you win?
Guy 1:Shut the hell up

by MChammamotha&!$@ June 18, 2018

Urban Dictionary Humor

Vulgar made up definitions often found on Urban Dictionary

person 1: ''turns out she had a massive veiny baseball bat.''
Person 2: ''that's urban dictionary humor''

by Nopersonalorsmthidk October 18, 2025

Urban dictionary

clear your history.

we all know why you typed in urban dictionary.

by k....? February 3, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A website that is supposed to be used for finding definitions of slang, or atleast it used to be. Urban Dictionary (or UD/ Urban for short) is populated by either 5th graders who think saying penis is funny as shit and associate everything with sex, 14 year old edgelords who think that society isnt needed and that anarchy is sustainable, 19 year old douchebags that can only shame people for not losing their virginity at age 15, and of course, normal people.

How to recognize modern Urban Dictionary users.

5th grader: brething is a sx mov where te woman put boobie in man fac

14 year old: Society is pointless, and exists only to be destroyed.
19 year old: A worker is a basement dwelling virgin who works for huge corporations wasting their lives away.

by buddy retard July 13, 2020