SUCK DICK

Its when you suck on a males penis. Give him fellatio. Yum Yum. Its great to suck dicks. Its the art of fellatio.

vitale sucks mike's dick for a living. What a poor ass loser. If he knew better he would be suckin the big guys. Must need the foodstamps this year. He suck dick now.

by clyde Mons January 10, 2008

pencil dick

a penis that is long and skinny; a penis that is commonly confused with a pencil.

"Hey Phil, are you using that or can I write with it?? " - girl
"No... that's my pencil dick" - Phil

by crunchwrapMP December 5, 2009

whizard dick

a dude that can balance on his fucking dick and play soccer at the same fucking time

mr.mac= i'm a whizard dick
mr.misiak= asshole
mr.mac= my dick needs to belong to you man
mr.misiak= faggot

by mrs ass nice January 14, 2005

Monster Dick

a really really really big penis 10 inch +

i have a huge monster dick

by Nneverland August 20, 2008

turtle dick

your dick is so cold and gets so small it appears that it goes inside of you, thus resembleing a turtle as it would go inside its shell

(past tense) yesterday, I got a wicked case of turtle dick

(present tense) today, I got a wicked case of turtle dick

(future tense) I hope i don't get turtle dick tomorow

by paulie March 4, 2004

Dick Cheney

Vice President of the USA to George W. Bush. Bush's decision to make Cheney his VP was the smartest thing he's ever done; it allows him be a shitty president without having to fear being assassinated. As horrible as Bush's presidency has been, a Cheney presidency would be terrifyingly and unmeasurably worse.

I had the worst dream last night; I dreamed that Bush was assassinated and Dick Cheney became the president of the United States!

by ilovepitabread March 10, 2008

Bag of dicks

An expression used to describe how terrible a situation is.

this exam sucks worse than a bag of dicks.

by Buzz KILLER February 17, 2013