Jesus's bitch

A woman who freely gives men blow jobs and then in her shame and guilt, yells it out in public places to justify her crazy basic bitch behavior.

Jesus's bitch almost got me caught up with my wife last night at the bar.

by I'm not your wife January 17, 2017

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Bitches and Magnets

A phrase used to describe or rationalize an irrational situation or a situation that does not make sense

Bro 1: hey man, I love you and all but why the fuck did you buy 100 Watermelons?

Bro 2: Bitches and magnets

by Calcifer the great April 11, 2013

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Soupy bitch

Is an outlandish girl whom is excessively witty and has limitless drip

"Mamikie and Mikateko are the OG soupy bitches"

"I am a soupy bitch till the day I die!"

by MK&MM June 25, 2019

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swing or bitch

a taunt use to get some one to fight you normally use while facing up n staring them down. Giving them a choice either swing and start or fight or be a bitch n walk away

some punk squared up on me and acted like he was top shit so i said swing or bitch, he bitched out n walked away

by odie0811 May 9, 2006

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"The Bitching Chair" made famous by Short Stack an Australian band from Budgewoi which consist of Shaun Diviney (lead singer, lead guitar), Andy Clemmensen (back up singer, bass guitar) and Bradie Webb (drummer, keyboard player and dj). Short Stack mentioned the bitching chair in Short Stack TV (found on YouTube) episode 20 on the making of their smash hit Sway Sway Baby! The incident that caused the Bitching Chair was that on the way home from Groovin' the Moo (australian music festival) there was gum on Bradie's car seat and Shaun blames Andy and Andy blames Shaun. Andy proved his case by saying that Shaun had gum on his shirt and Shaun said that he did get gum on his shirt but he 'knows' Andy did it, because he always chews gum. These three boys adventures are hilarious and their second album comes out on November 12, 2010.

Now Bradie's in the bitching chair... Now who do you think put the gum on your chair?

I think Andy did it but since Shaun lies alot I think Shaun did it

by Madei is yours... November 16, 2010

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