brown gears

poo'ing on the surface below your feet and running on the spot... get faster until you fall over hence gears..
repeat this until you are coverd in poo.
works especially well with runny poo
(brown noise is advised)

brown gears ?!?!
yehh goin on it now

by james skit October 10, 2007

uncle brown

To put your raw ass on ones forehead

One of your buddies
falls asleep on the couch and wakes up with your ass on his forehead.he has met uncle brown

by uncle brown November 25, 2009

Parson Brown

Taking a big dump in the forest!

Camper: Oh fuck, I need to drop a Parson Brown!

Other camper: Get the fuck out of here. Do that shit at the other site.

I need to take a Parson Brown!

by D Boy89 February 18, 2022

Golden Browned

Where a single punch knocks the fuck out of some unlucky mother fucker. As in the scene from "Snatch" where Brad Pitt's character "Mickey" puts down "Gorgeous George" in the Pikey Boxing Fight, subsequently "Golden Brown" by The Stranglers is played in the background.

"He got proper golden browned him!"

by Alex-Sam June 28, 2009

Vote for Brown

Political expression meaning "Going off to take a dump in a bathroom stall" - usually at a restaurant or bar. So called for the action of closing the little door behind you to do your business - much like the process of voting.

Variations include "Voting for Korn", an explanation of which is not necessary here.

Guy #1 at Bar - "Hey, you leaving?"
Guy #2 - "Naw, just gonna go Vote for Brown. Hold my seat."

by Al Peterson February 26, 2008

brown spice

a special type of mid grades sold only along the eastern shore. trademarked for its distinct color and outrageously excellent high.

this brown spice i just bought for 10 a g is some BOMB shit.

by yellow man kang December 3, 2007

admiral brown

Any floating turd seen in a river, lake, estuary, sea or ocean. Or in a baby's bath.

We had to start the engine and move the boat - we were surrounded by Admiral Browns.

by mayor of newark September 8, 2008