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Porn.

A spawn of Satan that has enslaved countless individuals. People claim it’s an expression of “healthy sexuality,” but the countless negative side effects prove the contrary. Erectile dysfunction, loss of your dignity, dehumanization of other people, creation of sick fetishes, loss of sleep, depression, destruction of healthy relationships in your life, loss of money, gateway drug to pedophilia and beastiality, enslavement of your body mind and soul. Nothing could possibly be more destructive than this….
Porn is a disease, a modern day epidemic. Everyone you know is addicted to porn. It’s part of the reason everyone wants to commit suicide.
by God_help_me January 6, 2023
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Porn cream on Fred lol 😹
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Porn Star Snow Storm

When a porn star brushes their hair the day after a bukkake session!
Amber was shedding dried cum with her brush and the bathroom was covered in a Porn Star Snow Storm!
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Porn

Why are you searching this up… fuck off.
Porn is disgusting. What the hell is wrong with you.
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If you searched this up, you´re probably a 7th grader siting in the back off the class with your friends. ¨hey i have an idea, lets search up porn on urban dictionary ¨ focus on class dammit
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Hmm.. have you ever considered touching grass..?

Being Bored enough to search up "porn"
Perhaps try doing anything else other than sitting wherever you are and searching random Shit on this urban dictionary website

Have a good day.
Person: let me search up porn for some fucking reason
Person: well shit
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A pornographical video is when mommy and daddy love each other very much, and they want to express their love..... By bangin the shit out if each other. On film. And the people in that film is not mommy or daddy or related to then in any way.
Porn is also sometimes called "Documentaries" when talking about it to avoid saying it in a public place, it is said with air quotes so that the other person gets what you mean.
“Hey bro, I was watching this "documentary" last night about the mating ritual between the blonde human chick and the dark skin human dude. "For research purposes" of course, definitely not talking about porn *winked* ”
by wxrd_mxnster September 29, 2020
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