Penis sorcery

When you cast a spell with your penis.

That was totally penis sorcery.

by I'mJustGonnaBeOverHere September 22, 2016

Penis Panic

When you see a man's penis and remember how freaky penises are

"I haven't hooked up with a guy in so long I'm afraid I might get penis panic"

by penispanic December 10, 2018

corn penis

After having vigorous butt sex, corn is lodged in the pee hole so when you go to take a piss the stream splits

Damn cherish... you gave me corn penis last night. Now you have to clean the bathroom around the toilet.

by Yanker23 December 9, 2015

Penis cannon

When you have a massive amount of cum shoot out of your dick with explosive force

Don't get to close the penis cannon is unstable

by The D-fīner March 30, 2015

Carny Penis

When you've masturbated so many times your penis is dry and scaly like a carny's

Shit brah that porn was great, 'cept I got me a carny penis now!

Dude your mom gives me a carny penis every time

My carny penis is giving me hella dandruff

by Da Bearded Lady July 5, 2012

Jake's penis

Jake's penis is insanely small. It also goes by the name of "charlie in the tree" and only comes out at night or when aroused by a man.

"Woah - Jake's penis is out. Take the alcohol away from him please"

by lmaorawrXD69 February 5, 2019

Penis O'Meter

A device used to spot a mans tiny ass dick from a mile away.

"Jeniffer, did u get the Penis O'Meter".

"Nope"
"Then u gunna get raped by some creepy ass mofo with a dick so small u can't even c it"

by Snuggle Mungle March 29, 2015