torn a new asshole

To thoroughly berate someone, usually publicly.

After I missed the deadline for submitting the project bid, I got torn a new asshole by my boss in front of the entire staff.

by vernpus December 29, 2007

New American Gospel

1. N, The original CD from Lamb Of God, a talented band. See lamb of god

As The Palaces Burn was a good CD, but New American Gospel was better.

by Azzman September 30, 2003

new jersey scoop

In reference to passing someone on the highway, where the driver will get within 6 feet of the car ahead and then signal and pass, using the air pocket behind the front car to gain speed (or to just be an asshole).

"Nick just New Jersey scooped that guy on the parkway so dirty!"

by justin suriano June 28, 2006

Minto, New Brunswick

A village approx. 40 minutes outside of Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada -20 if you speed. Chipman, a nearby village is the arch nemesis of this awkward people group. Once known for its coal, Mintonians are now known for having a Tim Hortons coffee shop which rarely takes correct orders. Mintonians tend to have a slang and refer to their village as "minnow" except the select few who have become educated - most likely at their own accord. Minto is a cherished part of the maritimes. If your ever in the maritimes, why not come play in our coal mines! ;)

Minto, New Brunswick is a village approx. 40 minutes outside of Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada -20 if you speed. Chipman, a nearby village is the arch nemesis of this awkward people group. Once known for its coal, Mintonians are now known for having a Tim Hortons coffee shop which rarely takes correct orders. Mintonians tend to have a slang and refer to their village as "minnow" except the select few who have become educated - most likely at their own accord. Minto is a cherished part of the maritimes. If you're ever in the maritimes, why not come play in our coal mines! ;)

by Jims999 March 31, 2011

New shirt nipples

When someone forgets to iron out the creases that intersect at the nipples on a new dress shirt. They are seen most often at weddings and other formal events where people who rarely dress up are forced to.

"Check it out! Terry forgot to iron out his new shirt nipples!"

by Plan February 5, 2013

New York Guinness

A mix of Coca-Cola and Cognac, most often Hennessy.

"Catch me on the block drinkin' New York Guinness"
(N.O.R.E)

by Lil Slugga February 21, 2011

New Goof Bootin’

When you purchase new ostrich leather boots, for only two payments, go out with you’re new boots (new boot goofin’), get drunk, and scuff them up.

Sira tripped and scuffed up her new boots! She went new goof bootin’!

by aFRIGGINbeech March 25, 2019