Tire Monkey

Slang term for poor Cuban immigrants who cant afford to steal life rafts to get to the U.S. so they float to Miami on tires.

"Hey did you hear that Umberto was a tire monkey?"
"Yeah, he fucking Lazy rivered his way past the coast guard."

by Racial Tension December 15, 2016

monkey van

a van used by narcotics police ( UK usage )

One time we saw a bloke run out of No.18 and into No.19. About five minutes later the police arrived with two monkey vans and four cars
Source: Bernardine Evaristo's " Hello Mum "
Penguin books, 2010 ( Page 25 )

by Rick Thurman May 5, 2011

Acustic Monkey

A person who is extremely autistic.
Things autistic monkeys say:

“I’m only into thiccies”
“Boy I’m in pursuit”
Things they do:

Burn a mechanical pencil shut.
Watch overwatch hentai in class.
Getting a 27 on a physics exam.
Giving out someone else’s food that they stole.
Doing nothing in physics class all year.

James is such an acustic monkey

by Teelawl August 4, 2018

egption monkey

A EGPTION MONKRY ID S MONKY WHO IS FROM EGYPT AND LEIKS TO STEAL ONES SOCKS

yo dat egption monkey just stole mah sock bruh!!!!!!!!!

by SLIMEBOI3000 May 29, 2017

12 monkeys

A Sci fi movie starring Bruce Willis and Brad Pitt where a guy called James Cole travels from 2035 to 1996, but originally got sent to the wrong year (1990) He wanted to travel back to 1996 to see if the 12 monkeys army are responsible for releasing a virus which killed tens and thousands of people. Unfortunately he was very much mistaken. James Cole found the real source of the virus towards the end of the movie which was some scientist guy. He tried shooting him, but unfortunately he got shot by the security at the airport before he got the chance to shoot him. James Cole had dreams of him being at the airport as a young child and that's the exact airport James Cole got shot at. Because he was teleported to the year his dreams were set at, young James Cole witnessed his adult self getting shot.

12 Monkeys is a good movie and relatively easy to understand. It may be a mindful when you first watch it, but it is really easy to understand once you've watched it a couple of times.

by UltimateDoge August 26, 2021

Monkey Mitts

An alternative format for playing edward forty hands where you drink brass monkeys instead of regular forties.

"Hey Joe the Plumber, let's play forty hands tonight."
"Nah, John. Let's play monkey mitts."

by K Sully February 22, 2009

Clipboard Monkey

Person who holds a clipboard outside nightclubs with a list of names who are on the guestlist.

That Clipboard Monkey reckons she's of some sort of importance because she stands outside a nightclub all night with a list of names.

by chopra28 December 27, 2013