apple pie a la mope

When crying at three in the morning and eating a depression meal.

Friend 1: what did you do last night?
Friend 2: I had an apple pie a la mope

by Queen Onion March 18, 2020

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Moon Pie

When Someone Is Doing A Bench Press And The Person Spotting Sits(Bare Butt) On Their Face.

“There’s Chad, Let’s Moon Pie Him.”

by GymbodJoe May 18, 2022

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An egg pie is when the male uses butter as lube and enters the female's vagina. He keeps thrusting in and out and all of the friction makes her vagina heat up. Once it gets warm enough, the male pulls out, cracks an egg and spreads it all over the female's vagina and then begins thrusting penetration again. Once the egg is hot enough it scrambles inside of her and her orgasm pushes the eggs out at which point the male eats it out of her pussy. Extra kinky girls like to have the guy drizzle Tabasco on the eggs before devouring them.

That girl I met at the gym came over all sweaty last night and we made an egg pie while we Netflix and chilled. The sweat made it really salty.

by nflfanatic4life March 24, 2023

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Memphis Cream Pie

The act of packing cocaine underneath the foreskin of your penis, followed by dipping the head of the penis in cocaine once more, and then engaging in vaginal or anal intercourse until reaching climax while creating a numbing-high sensation for the female partner.

Ricky gave me the wildest Memphis Cream Pie last night I swear I almost fainted it was so good!

by chowderboi1911 May 8, 2023

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vapid pie

Besides the nice-looking crust, it's an otherwise empty pie. Akin to the nothingburger, it is the crown dish served up by know-nothing, empty promise makin' shit talkin' motherfuckers.

"oooooh no! you ain't gonna serve me up none of that vapid pie asshole, I want my motherfuckin money in cash!"
"Said he had it all locked down, turns out he just served us a vapid pie and left."
"sweet deal he said, once in a lifetime... now I'm choking on vapid pie."

by war-n January 11, 2019

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