Christmas Juice

An alcoholic beverage that, quite literally, tastes of Christmas. Consists of dry gin and has an essence of raisin. Thought to have been discovered by a man known only as "Hal"

"Mmm this tastes like Christmas"
"Well duh, it's Christmas juice"

by MdotGeezy December 11, 2009

Juice hoe

A juice hoe is a hoe that has no juive left to give. She's dried up man..

I got a date for the night,she was a juice hoe. I used a hole bottle of lube and she was still dry.

by Riffraffbitch17 October 6, 2019

Plot juice

Something used in a story only once to further the story for little propose

"Hey, when and why did she suddenly get the ultimate sword and lose it 5 minutes later?"
"I don't know, probably just plot juice"

by Halfblood25 April 26, 2021

Zucc Juice

Another term for water, but can be used for any liquid if need be, especially cum or orange juice.

I'm thirsty af man, pass me some zucc juice.

by NydriAyo June 5, 2018

chewing juice

A polite way of telling a slack git that they are wasting time.

Think gurning.

Oi, you chewing juice again?

by Pim Lico July 31, 2005

pooch juice

The milky substance from the underside of an exceptionally disguting gunt.

Hey Mark, that whore just got pooch juice all over the passenger seat of my '89 Cutlass. Ima hafta cut a bitch.

by cjmh November 7, 2010

bump juice

When your beach volleyball partner flows the smoothest bump set to you ever...

"Weird...another defender takes a @jakesgibb bump juice to the stratosphere"

by beachvolleyazn July 13, 2018