fart restrictive

A household that does not allow open farting.

John comes from a fart restrictive family. You cannot fart out loud in his house, you have to go to the bathroom.

by SouthernSpeedo May 12, 2017

Bum fart

After anal penetration instead of a fanny fart.

It was so embarrassing, I did a bum fart and shat splattered shit all over the walls.

by Davetheoapiac. March 27, 2017

fart cloud

the poof of poisonous gases that fester and brew and you hold in untill you find a victim to stand in front of in the grocery store and release your fart cloud upon them whilst you casually walk away and watch from the next isle as others look at them in disgust

that guy took so long in the grocery store selecting his brand of loo roll i just blew him a fart cloud within inches it smelt so bad other customers thought he had shat himself

by boris sniffer July 17, 2020

fart fudge

The skid marks in your underwear.

Dude, why is your mom so mad at you?

She found fart fudge in my underwear.

by SBlanky August 19, 2011

Fart Framed

To pass gas around someone that looks like they'd be the one that broke the wind, thus making everyone around said person to blame him.

Dude, i just fart framed that fat guy over there.

by Trisepticon 4 July 6, 2009

Ketchup Fart

When a ketchup bottle is nearly empty and you squeeze it to try to get what little is left out, but most of what comes out is just air and a few drops of ketchup.

Last night we grilled burgers, but we neglected to make sure we had enough ketchup for everyone, so when I was putting ketchup on mine the bottle was almost empty and I squeezed it as hard as I could, but most of what I got was just ketchup farts.

by awmm June 2, 2015

Fart Yogurt

When a man has anal sex with a woman, cums in her ass, then the woman unloads warm cum fart yogurt all over his chest.

The fart yogurt will more than likely have small feces chunks/particles mixed with the man's cum and it will most definitely be warm.

Sally, the Costume Vagina, decided to try anal sex with her boyfriend Todd. After Todd came inside her ass, Sally decide to play a trick on Todd and squirt out some fart yogurt on his chest. Todd was not pleased... and broke up with Sally a few days later.

by Zordock13 March 5, 2012