Every month, the days of 7th, 14th, 21st, and 28th, all girls can eat testies of any kind. She can take them however she wants or even just eat them while they're still attached. Make sure it hurts the balls haver and make sure you enjoy your fresh testies.!
Girl 1: "Fuck.. I'm so hungry"
Girl 2: "Lucky for you, it's national Testicle Eating day! And I see a boy just over there!"
Girl 2: "Lucky for you, it's national Testicle Eating day! And I see a boy just over there!"
by Ms. Nut Cracker July 20, 2023
Get the National Testicle Eating daymug. A bacon-eating pig is someone that eats disgusting or old things that are normally considered unacceptable by society.
Did you see Gillian eat that day old cheese bagel she left in her hot car all day? What a bacon-eating pig!
by king julian’s toes March 8, 2024
Get the Bacon-Eating Pigmug. 1.)No good , skank low life skanky female that will do anything and everything to cross anyone in her path for her own good
2.)A man , that gives a women for their bill or a meaningful matter and takes the money and does something else other than that . Like spend it on another man
2.)A man , that gives a women for their bill or a meaningful matter and takes the money and does something else other than that . Like spend it on another man
by Tk Sosa October 8, 2013
Get the ratsoup eating bitchmug. what an ignoarnt edgelord wannabe says not expecting for someone to try and turn it into a copypasta and will prob fail
person A: *imagery representing a racist terrorist group*
person B: wtf
person A: SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares
person B: wtf
person A: SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares
by Average UD writer July 22, 2024
Get the SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one caresmug. A phrase said when you throw all caution to the wind, usually in reference to a vehicle when racing, offroading, or towing a heavy load.
Bob - "I don't think I can tow this trailer with my Honda Jim."
Jim - "Well good buddy, only way to know is to put her in the paint and let her eat!"
Jim - "Well good buddy, only way to know is to put her in the paint and let her eat!"
by Dieselman994 May 15, 2024
Get the Put her in the paint and let her eat!mug. A slang term for death by suicide by hanging. Usually reserved for enemies whom you literally despise and wish the most horrible death upon. A favored clintonian tactic used by the witness removal program.
AB: Clinton’s goons will make your life a living hell. Especially if you have information that will lead to the death of Hillary clinton.
Goon: go eat a scorpion
AB: *Dead*
Goon: go eat a scorpion
AB: *Dead*
by WitnessRemovalProgram June 15, 2018
Get the Eat a Scorpionmug. 