It seems more believable as an alternate possibilty that Jesus was a black kid Mary adopted than Mary giving birth to Jesus as a virgin. If nobody got Mary pregnant, Jesus wasn't her kid, no way.
by Solid Mantis March 5, 2021
Get the Jesusmug. 1. A joke punishment to counter someone about to do something stupid
2. A genuine response from someone who thinks an individual needs to seek the lord for purity and innocence for what they did
2. A genuine response from someone who thinks an individual needs to seek the lord for purity and innocence for what they did
1. I swear if you hit me one more time I will send you to Jesus, up in the clouds out of this world
2.Bro you need to get sent to Jesus why are you so dirty minded?
2.Bro you need to get sent to Jesus why are you so dirty minded?
by Mastergod676 August 27, 2022
Get the Sent to jesusmug. It’s meaning is also the same as Holy Shit, holy cow, damn it, fuck a duck, shit, fuck, etc. You can use Jesus Tits instead of any curse word. Created by Archie Sowell
by Arch1980 December 26, 2020
Get the Jesus Titsmug. by 69bigboi6999999 June 19, 2018
Get the Ginger Jesusmug. also called low-bar jesus
noun / the phenomenon of men being praised for the smallest accomplishments. men doing the bare minimum and being worshipped as great men (doing something that women do and DO NOT receive praise for because its seen as their innate responsibility).
noun / the phenomenon of men being praised for the smallest accomplishments. men doing the bare minimum and being worshipped as great men (doing something that women do and DO NOT receive praise for because its seen as their innate responsibility).
"he always changes the baby, hes the best father."
"that's just walmart jesus. the bar is subterranean"
"that's just walmart jesus. the bar is subterranean"
by georgia011 June 9, 2022
Get the walmart jesusmug. 
by Vice420 November 21, 2022
Get the Baby Jesus in a mangermug.