When you want to give someone who means everything to you the one thing that is yours to give. Your life.
It is not an easy choice; well thought out and flawlessly executed.
An imperfect end to all that ever was.
May you never know how that feels.
It is not an easy choice; well thought out and flawlessly executed.
An imperfect end to all that ever was.
May you never know how that feels.
I knew a sweet guy once, felt that he shouldn't exist. He offered me his life so very long ago, with a bullet in mind.
I'd take a bullet instead.
Just to prove that he was important.
I'd take a bullet instead.
Just to prove that he was important.
by REBel Siren April 24, 2021
Get the Take a Bulletmug. Person 1: I have a phD in cheek-taking, so don't piss me off
Person 2: I didn't know you were a career grapist.
Person 2: I didn't know you were a career grapist.
by freakyfortnite September 11, 2025
Get the Cheek-takingmug. A conversational vibe check where someone casually drops a spicy, high-conviction opinion—not to argue, but to see who keeps it cool and who crumbles like an overbaked croissant.
It’s not trolling. It’s not a trap. It’s just the quiet part said out loud… on purpose.
Filters for:
• Keeping your cool when the convo isn’t hugging your feelings
• Not turning into a TED Talk the second someone disagrees
• Acting like an adult, not an exposed nerve
You drop the truth. Their reaction does the sorting.
It’s not trolling. It’s not a trap. It’s just the quiet part said out loud… on purpose.
Filters for:
• Keeping your cool when the convo isn’t hugging your feelings
• Not turning into a TED Talk the second someone disagrees
• Acting like an adult, not an exposed nerve
You drop the truth. Their reaction does the sorting.
Person A: “Unconditional love is a myth. Every love has terms—some people just don’t read the fine print.”
Person B: “Wow… that’s kinda toxic.”
Narrator: Hot Take Shit Test failed. Thanks for playing.
Person B: “Wow… that’s kinda toxic.”
Narrator: Hot Take Shit Test failed. Thanks for playing.
by earlerichardsjr April 15, 2025
Get the Hot Take Shit Testmug. by anonymous November 17, 2020
Get the Taking the socks outmug. I didn't know your address so I took the machine.
We need directions to the store. Can you take the machine?
Take the machine to find a map so we can find our way around Salzburg.
We need directions to the store. Can you take the machine?
Take the machine to find a map so we can find our way around Salzburg.
by Pajek April 27, 2006
Get the take the machinemug. Today is National Take A Shower Day go take a shore it’s 1:00 then take one at 2:00 then at 3:00 then at 4:00, etc
by DariEru September 2, 2021
Get the National take a shower daymug. Person 1: “Jackie Robinson doesn’t deserve to be a HOF’er”
Person 2: “Good lord that’s so awful, what a Cesar Take”
Person 2: “Good lord that’s so awful, what a Cesar Take”
by BadBrisket July 19, 2022
Get the Cesar Takemug.